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Say Boo to a Goose…
A deliciously absurd saying.
I heard a Scottish actor use this phrase in an interview once. Enticed by its ridiculous-ness (the tone, the rhyme), I discovered that it means to be a little daring.
Once upon a time, in Celtic villages of yesteryear, it was the youngest girl’s chore to take care of the household geese. Generally herding them about, from here to there, mostly by startling them. So to say “He wouldn’t say Boo to a Goose” means the person in question is a namby, pamby, pigtailed wimp.
I travel alone, am an occasional hermit. But now and then, because a yearning for attention foams its way to the surface, I can find myself unwitting bell of a really nice ball.
I say this and detail some of my misadventures to prod you just to get out - even if you have no partner for your voyages. Find a reason to launch an expedition, go on a journey, see something different, look for anything outside your regular world… near or far. Maybe your road won’t take you exactly where you expect, but you’ll be so much the better for getting out there, I know.
In other words, step outside. Spook a goose or three.
Butter my Parsnips,
Or so the saying goes.
Lacking perfect parsnips in which to butter, I instead find happiness by chomping on a fat NY Bagel.
I eat… a lot, am greedy, perhaps gluttonous. However, every morsel that passes between my lips must earn right of entry. It must be truly desired.
I cook… mostly for better, occasionally worse. The Kitchen, its equipment, my mundane pantry staples, enticing ingredients, gourmet or not, from wherever I find them represent an exercise in pursuit of perfection. I search for inspiration; long for excitement which I discover in both ordinary and exotic fare.
Detailed here, you will find my hunger-driven exploits, either from my kitchen or someone else’s, where I’ve been served, or done the serving. All have, I assure you, buttered both my parsnips and my bagel… and they even might butter yours too.

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Home page Preface:
Siren’s Song
I lay on my back in tall plush grass, watch the sun burn his path ‘cross a crisp blue sky. Desirous to go tread my feet upon sands on a shore far away and smell salty air, With eyes scarlet veined and tears shed afresh
For I am somewhere new and distinct.
I kiss a strange mouth, drink sweet clear water, break open warm bread, reach for pale yellow butter. Listen careful and close for how fast it all goes
And life, she’ll continue without us.
I believe that a life is unlived until one open’s one’s eyes, inhales vast amounts of air and tastes everything. I believe that to be really alive, one must see and be seen, hear and be heard, exist with mouth and heart open.
One must never cease to search for new sights, smells and tastes, to experience fragrant, delightful predictable pleasure along with foul, grubby maybe guilty pursuits.
Our world – all our traditions, history, priorities and emotions exist on a plate and within a glass. Everything’s connected.
All my journals burst with observations and feasts; I’ve had so many fantastic meals, both in dives and in haute places, by myself and with others. Something within is now pushing to get out. And I must write.
So I invite you dear reader, to enter my rather idiosyncratic (self indulgent? Geez, I hope not..) web of sites and encourage you to have at any hints, information, suggestions or pleasurable pursuits you might find herein.
For…if a pure life
Led without pleasure,
And yet filled with guilt
Promises only a monotone heaven
I say then, I’d rather burn
‘Cause the whole of eternity spent writhing in pain
Is rendered worthwhile
By one solid moment of absolute bliss
A glass of red wine
And a perfect Kiss